So a lot of people out there have jobs (a lot also don’t but whatever) so we decided to come up with a quick list of jobs for superpowered people.
1)Scientist- cause fuck if they can’t just make all their own shit and sell it.
1.12) Sports Star- because who cares if they use superpowers when everyone just uses steroids anyway.
1.25)Ninja Assassin-(bad movie) “Electra is one” says n’....Fuck electra, that bitch deserved to die. She was a complete whore, and daredevil didn’t love her. she never killed anyone, and her father knows she's not his. Any hit for hire works cause who’s going to stop them, no one gives a shit about these stupid people anyway.
1.37) Billionaire playboy- because some people would put that as a career...SO FUCKING WHAT IF YOU DON’T THINK IT’S A REAL FUCKING JOB.
1.50) Prostitute- Hey, it worked for that ennis guy and X-23. Plus if anyone gets too rough they can fuck them up in a different way.
1.72) A goddam superhero cause I don’t want them motherfuckers to be distracted by other shit. AMEN BROTHER!
If you have any others that would be good let us hear them.
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